i wonder what its like to be attractive enough to have random people have crushes on you 

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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where is all my hate? I didnt get this famous for no hate!


first of all how dare 

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there was a monarch butterfly outside with a torn wing and i thought it was dead so i went to pick it up off the ground with a flower but it began to hurriedly clutch onto it trying to drink something. it was totally trembling; it had a gash on it’s body and i knew it was dying but i couldn’t bring myself to kill it, so i googled a monarch’s favourite food and it ended up being mandarins. he literally devoured as much as he could before dying and i buried him outside my window.

You’re a good person

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Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

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shit wrong blog
every tumblr user with a side blog (via thatspookyjohnkid)

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i don’t
nice things
cause i
am paying
for sins i don’t


not again

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